• Yes, it's my real name.
• No, I do not have a sister named Beta.
• I'm actually much taller and more handsome on the RADIO.

TURN ONS:

• A really good hotdog
• Watching the Braves beat the Mets
• Seeing a good show at the Fox or at Chastain
• A cold grownup beverage on a hot summer day
• That first day of vacation
• A really juicy homegrown tomato
• Truly funny people

TURN OFFS:

•  Mealy apples
• People who believe they are more important than anyone else
• Stupid drivers
• People who smack their lips when they eat
• Double dippers
• Politicians who raise taxes, increase spending and give themselves raises

THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY:

• Going to Virginia Tech football games
• Spending time with my three boys...my dogs, MacRuff, Hamish and Halifax

MY FAVORITE SHOWS AND CONCERTS:

• Spamalot
• The Eagles
• Joe Walsh
• Earth Wind and Fire
• Avenue Q

FAVORITE QUOTES:

 "We're better than we think and not yet what we want to be." --Nikki Giovani--

WHAT GETS MOST OF MY ATTENTION

My wife, Kim
My Granddaughter, Sabrina, the Nudnik
And my three kids...TJ, Flieca and Maria...the latter two will be getting married next year...so if anyone has any extra cash laying around...